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      06-26-2019, 09:12 AM   #1959
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      06-26-2019, 12:33 PM   #1960
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Confession: When I'm in the shop doing woodworking and my wife yells down to me I just ignore her (unless it's something I care about). If I hear her coming down the stairs to investigate why I'm not answering I quickly throw on my ear muffs and pretend to be deeply focused on measuring for that next saw cut, tragically unable to hear her yelling for me.
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Check out the whack off Wednesday thread then
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      06-26-2019, 01:45 PM   #1962
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You incorporate hearing protection into your Whack Off Wednesday routine? I mean, hey, you do you. I'm not here to judge. We all have our vices.
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      06-26-2019, 01:49 PM   #1963
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i see wat u did ther
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      06-26-2019, 01:56 PM   #1964
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      06-26-2019, 02:06 PM   #1965
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arent you afraid of hanger nipples?
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      06-26-2019, 02:16 PM   #1966
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arent you afraid of hanger nipples?
Not since 1996
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      06-26-2019, 03:09 PM   #1967
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You incorporate hearing protection into your Whack Off Wednesday routine? I mean, hey, you do you. I'm not here to judge. We all have our vices.
Yeah who wants to hear themselves yammering on while trying to spank it.
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Yeah who wants to hear themselves yammering on while trying to spank it.
I don't think hearing protection works like that....

I'm going to move along now. The images of 1MOREMOD ripping off a few sets on the bench press, then spanking it while wearing hearing protection and yammering to himself....Ugh....It's getting weird up in here. Even by BP standards. This is like Lups level weird.
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I don't think hearing protection works like that....

I'm going to move along now. The images of 1MOREMOD ripping off a few sets on the bench press, then spanking it while wearing hearing protection and yammering to himself....Ugh....It's getting weird up in here. Even by BP standards. This is like Lups level weird.
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Yeah who wants to hear themselves yammering on while trying to spank it.
I don't think hearing protection works like that....

I'm going to move along now. The images of 1MOREMOD ripping off a few sets on the bench press, then spanking it while wearing hearing protection and yammering to himself....Ugh....It's getting weird up in here. Even by BP standards. This is like Lups level weird.
How long have u been here inOT??

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      06-26-2019, 11:40 PM   #1971
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I don't think hearing protection works like that....

I'm going to move along now. The images of 1MOREMOD ripping off a few sets on the bench press, then spanking it while wearing hearing protection and yammering to himself....Ugh....It's getting weird up in here. Even by BP standards. This is like Lups level weird.
Yeah buddy. Will post video next chest day.

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I ate sausage AND meatballs for dinner Saturday night, all washed down with a nice glass of Chianti
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      07-01-2019, 03:12 PM   #1976
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My ex-girlfriend ran over a cat

It's really sad and heart-breaking to see animals lying dead on the road.
Couple years back my ex-girlfriend ran over a cat who came out suddenly out of nowhere and it was kinda dark, her old Honda Accord headlights also didn't help but when I looked back immediately it was lying motionless on the road, we were a block away from her place. I told her it was nothing and she had no idea if the cat escaped or not. I immediately went back and found the cat laying dead, I love cats, it was really sad, I picked the cat up and placed it by the side of the road, had no idea what to do with it. I went back and told her it wasn't there, it would've crushed her as even she loves animals and had a dog and a cat.
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Oh, also, narrowly escaped hitting a huge turkey last night.
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It's really sad and heart-breaking to see animals lying dead on the road.
Couple years back my ex-girlfriend ran over a cat who came out suddenly out of nowhere and it was kinda dark, her old Honda Accord headlights also didn't help but when I looked back immediately it was lying motionless on the road, we were a block away from her place. I told her it was nothing and she had no idea if the cat escaped or not. I immediately went back and found the cat laying dead, I love cats, it was really sad, I picked the cat up and placed it by the side of the road, had no idea what to do with it. I went back and told her it wasn't there, it would've crushed her as even she loves animals and had a dog and a cat.
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I'm with you. The orange fury psychopath that I share my domicile with, Hamilton the beast, likes to bring various small fury creatures to the front door or the back deck, if we are sitting outside. He will bring them to you, lay them at your feet, meow, then rub against your legs waiting for accolades, then bite their heads off. Mice, moles, rabbits, etc. Friday night, he claws at the front door and lets out the "Hurry up assholes, open the door I bring you gifts" meow. I open the door and he has brought home the tiniest baby rabbit. The rabbit being equal parts scared to death and chill as can be, lets me pick it up. I inspect it and he has no puncture marks. Hamilton has been sparing with it's life. I bring it inside, show the girlfriend, we go on for a few minutes about how damn cute it is, snap a few pics and post on instagram; then I release this adorable creature back into the wild. For good measure I keep Hamilton inside for the rest of the evening in order to give the little guy a sporting chance. The next day Hamilton is released to the wild whilst I mow the yard. While mowing I find said baby rabbit with it's head missing. Better that I found it rather than Hamilton bringing it to the girlfriend for praise. Ugh. Poor rabbit, but at the same time it's not like I can be upset with this killing machine doing what it was made to do.
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I'm with you. The orange fury psychopath that I share my domicile with, Hamilton the beast, likes to bring various small fury creatures to the front door or the back deck, if we are sitting outside. He will bring them to you, lay them at your feet, meow, then rub against your legs waiting for accolades, then bite their heads off. Mice, moles, rabbits, etc. Friday night, he claws at the front door and lets out the "Hurry up assholes, open the door I bring you gifts" meow. I open the door and he has brought home the tiniest baby rabbit. The rabbit being equal parts scared to death and chill as can be, lets me pick it up. I inspect it and he has no puncture marks. Hamilton has been sparing with it's life. I bring it inside, show the girlfriend, we go on for a few minutes about how damn cute it is, snap a few pics and post on instagram; then I release this adorable creature back into the wild. For good measure I keep Hamilton inside for the rest of the evening in order to give the little guy a sporting chance. The next day Hamilton is released to the wild whilst I mow the yard. While mowing I find said baby rabbit with it's head missing. Better that I found it rather than Hamilton bringing it to the girlfriend for praise. Ugh. Poor rabbit, but at the same time it's not like I can be upset with this killing machine doing what it was made to do.

Been there. Unfortunately with baby rabbits, there may be more involved because they tend to have nests.

Recently with us, it's been snakes. I killed a baby copperhead a couple of weeks ago. Then last week, the two Norwegians had grabbed a black snake and was playing tug of war. I tried to save it as I don't kill non-poisonous snakes.....I relocate them.

But they had almost torn it in half in less than 60 seconds. They are ruthless.

Crazy thing is wife found a possum one year. We're used to discarding animals that get into our fenced back yard, so my wife put on her gloves and grabbed a shovel to get it up.

I stepped out on the deck in time to see it spring back to life and chasing my wife across the yard. One of the funniest moments I remember!
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