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      04-03-2020, 07:42 PM   #26445
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Simpler times. Now you need a court order and a bunch of deputies...
I was talking to the local sheriff who's a retired copper, he was going to do the eviction for me....I don't know him but it was like a walk down memory lane.

I am old school, if I was still on the job OMG the complaints would be epic, fucking legendary actually.
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I thought you can't evict anyone now that the world is ending and that people didn't have to pay rent because rich is evil and we should show them how being financially irresponsible feels instead of trying to bring ourselves up?

The second part was my commentary but still I thought evictions were a big no-no for the time being
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I was talking to the local sheriff who's a retired copper, he was going to do the eviction for me....I don't know him but it was like a walk down memory lane.

I am old school, if I was still on the job OMG the complaints would be epic, fucking legendary actually.
Nothing like the good old phone book to clear any, "misunderstandings"!

I'm watching 3 Days of the Condor now and Robert Redford threw the New York phonebook at Faye Dunaway's feet to prove to her that he worked for a CIA front company. They also showed Eastern Airline aircraft, oscilloscopes, and a few other gems...talk about a blast from the past.
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Nothing like the good old phone book to clear any, "misunderstandings"!

I'm watching 3 Days of the Condor now and Robert Redford threw the New York phonebook at Faye Dunaway's feet to prove to her that he worked for a CIA front company. They also showed Eastern Airline aircraft, oscilloscopes, and a few other gems...talk about a blast from the past.
So I was a young copper in 12 Division in Toronto and I was working with this old school guy, we grabbed up a couple of master criminals at a B&E in progress, the PDS guy sent the dog in to get the genius out of the basement, we get him into the D office and he's licking his wounds (see what I did there), and my partner we'll call him Jimmy is getting fed up with the BS coming out of his mouth and comes out of the interview room and grabs the Yellow Pages off of the filing cabinet and heads back into the interview room saying "I'm going to help him look up his lawyers phone number".....about 20 minutes later we're driving around with our client and he's pointing out all the places he's broken into in the last 6 months.....I miss doing the job.
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So I was a young copper in 12 Division in Toronto and I was working with this old school guy, we grabbed up a couple of master criminals at a B&E in progress, the PDS guy sent the dog in to get the genius out of the basement, we get him into the D office and he's licking his wounds (see what I did there), and my partner we'll call him Jimmy is getting fed up with the BS coming out of his mouth and comes out of the interview room and grabs the Yellow Pages off of the filing cabinet and heads back into the interview room saying "I'm going to help him look up his lawyers phone number".....about 20 minutes later we're driving around with our client and he's pointing out all the places he's broken into in the last 6 months.....I miss doing the job.


Simpler times...much simpler times!!
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      04-03-2020, 09:14 PM   #26451
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The old school equivalent of a water board.
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Well, I guess we know where a least $300 of this person's, um, stimulus check is going!!!!!




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How do you pay 300 for pornhub isnt it free
There's supposedly a premium section, where one can donate to support the, um, performing arts.....
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Well, I guess we know where a least $300 of this person's, um, stimulus check is going!!!!!




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He's making the most of his stimulus dollar...
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So I had to evict my dead beat tenants, they owe me $10K in unpaid rent, (I will never fucking see it) but my middle child wanted to move into the house which we did today.....I am too old, fat and Grumpy to do that shit. But he's in....the sun is going to be shining here for the next few days and I think I am going to get the dust of the Porsche and take it out and act like a bit of an ASS this weekend. Windows down and the howl of the flat six will do this soul some good.

Peace out brothers, I'm into the rum now.
I just ran out of beer and switching to red wine. I am sure I will have the shits in the morning.
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I need to cruise around on two wheels tomorrow and see if I can find someone to put a new alternator in the bug, and fix that nasty oil leak in the E90. Guy on the corner closed because he takes care of his pops and won't risk exposure.

Do I still have to get my car sniffed if no test stations are open???
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Samuel Jackson Poem.

Just wanted to share again as it's funny as hell. I've sent it to all my friends who don't understand the meaning of what they are supposed to be doing.

It's just a different way of getting the same meaning across.

Now I need to find one with Morgan Freeman that is similar for my friends who think Mr. Jackson is too crass.
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I need to cruise around on two wheels tomorrow and see if I can find someone to put a new alternator in the bug, and fix that nasty oil leak in the E90. Guy on the corner closed because he takes care of his pops and won't risk exposure.

Do I still have to get my car sniffed if no test stations are open???
Call the Biden campaign they will get it done.

I know. I'll discipline myself now.
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Just wanted to share again as it's funny as hell. I've sent it to all my friends who don't understand the meaning of what they are supposed to be doing.

It's just a different way of getting the same meaning across.

Now I need to find one with Morgan Freeman that is similar for my friends who think Mr. Jackson is too crass.
I'm sending this to my ex wife.
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