Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I'm never turned on by this sort of crude behavior. The whole "barnyard" mentality is just not at all appealing to me. I guess I'm just an old fuddy-duddy who likes to have a little banter to make her earn her rogering.

+1

Don't make it so easy for me. I like a little flirting and foreplay. WTF am I supposed to do if all the clothes have already been removed?

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This. I like the thrill of the chase.

Except when they leave ya with blue balls

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Sure...blame ol'MK. Prancercise is a PUBLIC SERVICE to all. It isn't my fault that the snowflakes are infecting both of you!! Be Strong!!

Edit: Don't forget to get the rubber mouthpiece to bit down on.

Rubber mouthpieces are for sissies. I use an axe handle.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I didn't say it...

Thought it, even typed it out, but didn't SAY it.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I don't buy the idea that I have a better pool to pick from online. They can't pick me for a characteristic that they don't know I have. I don't show pictures of anything I own or places I've traveled to. As far as they know, I'm a postal clerk who drives a 10-year-old Camry.

There's no reason you can't keep that H-cat well stocked with hoes. Drive through a trailer park with the window down. By the time you're to the end of the first aisle, they'll be piled up in there like cordwood.

Just having some fun with it. Hopefully, I can pick up the ones with no teeth. Never had a gum job before.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

+1

Don't make it so easy for me. I like a little flirting and foreplay. WTF am I supposed to do if all the clothes have already been removed?

Uh, bang her?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

+1

Don't make it so easy for me. I like a little flirting and foreplay. WTF am I supposed to do if all the clothes have already been removed and she's already down on all fours?

Updated for accuracy.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Just having some fun with it. Hopefully, I can pick up the ones with no teeth. Never had a gum job before.

pennsiveguy

The both of youse. BANNED.

Trailer park. Cordwood. Gums. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot?!?!!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Updated for accuracy.

As the late, grate Frank Zappa said, "She was buns-up kneeling, and I was wheeling-and-dealing."

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

pennsiveguy

The both of youse. BANNED.

Trailer park. Cordwood. Gums. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot?!?!!

Wanna touch it?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Wanna touch it?

Re BANNED!!!


UncleWede HALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Wouldn't have buggered her with a stolen dick.

[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Re BANNED!!!


UncleWede HALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Calling your boyfriend for backup? Mmmmm, orgy!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

pennsiveguy

The both of youse. BANNED.

Trailer park. Cordwood. Gums. WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot?!?!!

Hey, we're just eating what we've been served.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Calling your boyfriend for backup? Mmmmm, orgy!

Wait, you youse guyse pulled a train and didn't even let me make the choo-choo noise while filming (because #won'ttouchthat)

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

Calling your boyfriend for backup? Mmmmm, orgy!

This took a wrong turn back in Albuquerque.

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Hey, we're just eating what we've been served.

E'tu Pennsiveguy?

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Wait, you youse guyse pulled a train and didn't even let me make the choo-choo noise while filming (because #won'ttouchthat)

Traitor!!!!!!!

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Traitor!!!!!!!

I'm all on board with THICKH, but turn around and on all fours and clothes on the floor, that worries me a bit.


Isn't it





WEDNESDAY????!!!!!!!!!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm all on board with THICKH, but turn around and on all fours and clothes on the floor, that worries me a bit.


Isn't it





WEDNESDAY????!!!!!!!!!

Yes. Make the best of it!!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

In fact, she looked older than her alleged 41 or 42 years of age.

OBsolete goddess, dude, told ya

You should not date its waste of time.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by maivy

You should not date its waste of time.

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[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

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