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      12-10-2015, 12:01 AM   #1805
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Suggestions for what?
Oh fuck I forgot myself to yet an other battle over horrible Muslims and how the world is so dangerous.

Gimme ten Tonka.
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      12-10-2015, 12:03 AM   #1806
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Mkay, My suggestions are, Alex, our M6 girl's chariot.

Tonka, our original ass winner, and Bimmette as wonder woman.

From the south, Lets ask ASB, And from CAli, our white ass Shoei.

Any objections?
...so, I pic of me and BB?? With the car..?

Who shall be able to view said pic???
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      12-10-2015, 12:12 AM   #1807
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Mkay, My suggestions are, Alex, our M6 girl's chariot.

Tonka, our original ass winner, and Bimmette as wonder woman.

From the south, Lets ask ASB, And from CAli, our white ass Shoei.

Any objections?
...so, I pic of me and BB?? With the car..?

Who shall be able to view said pic???
Racist !!!!! Racist !!!!!!
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      12-10-2015, 12:20 AM   #1808
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Oh fuck I forgot myself to yet an other battle over horrible Muslims and how the world is so dangerous.

Gimme ten Tonka.
Ok... drops for ten, but still confused.
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      12-10-2015, 12:43 AM   #1809
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I totally fucked up posting that
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      12-10-2015, 12:53 AM   #1810
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K, I need an OK from you Tara too, others have sent pics of their cars.

They really are adamant of using me as the story teller, but I'm now rewriting that press release. I was used as t the hero of the story, so that will be handled. That is fairly rough translation and I truly do apologize I will send them a shot of my car too. A girl driving that even there is a good challenge.

I'd like if tara you'd okayed the meet shot of us, and your wonderwoman shot.
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      12-10-2015, 12:57 AM   #1811
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K, I need an OK from you Tara too, others have sent pics of their cars.

They really are adamant of using me as the story teller, but I'm now rewriting that press release. I won't be as i haven't been the hero of the story, so that will be handled. That is fairly rough translation and I truly do apologize I will send them a shot of my car too. A girl driving that even there is a good challenge.

I'd like if tara you'd okayed the meet shot of us, and your wonderwoman shot.
Emailing you soon.
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Thank you all.

Now. If someone else wants to write a funny story abt this in Finnish right now, do it. Just please. I'm ready to shoot myself.
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      12-10-2015, 02:18 AM   #1813
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Now. If someone else wants to write a funny story abt this in Finnish right now, do it. Just please. I'm ready to shoot myself.
I applaud your efforts! But only a small group actually donated so I feel like it's not much to brag about for a bunch of mid-upper middle class people.
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I applaud your efforts! But only a small group actually donated so I feel like it's not much to brag about for a bunch of mid-upper middle class people.
So?

One person taking their money and their time to do anything to raise social awareness is a huge step. We could've collected money to sick kids in the first world countries, or we could've collected to any cancer. Those are easily more appealing.

We've had people donating a lot or a little. You think it is just a little, I see it as a start.

120 goats transforms the lives of 120 families. That is a fuck load.

It could've been five goats. The recipients need them.
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I applaud your efforts! But only a small group actually donated so I feel like it's not much to brag about for a bunch of mid-upper middle class people.
So?

One person taking their money and their time to do anything to raise social awareness is a huge step. We could've collected money to sick kids in the first world countries, or we could've collected to any cancer. Those are easily more appealing.

We've had people donating a lot or a little. You think it is just a little, I see it as a start.

120 goats transforms the lives of 120 families. That is a fuck load.

It could've been five goats. The recipients need them.
120 frickin' goats??!!!

Thankfully we didn't have to name them all...

"Adam, Bob, Chris, David, Edward, Fred, George, Henry, Ian, Jack, Kevin, Larry...."
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120 frickin' goats??!!!

Thankfully we didn't have to name them all...

"Adam, Bob, Chris, David, Edward, Fred, George, Henry, Ian, Jack, Kevin, Larry...."
I like Larry. Let's name three as Larry.
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      12-10-2015, 09:38 AM   #1817
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Tonka, our original ass winner
When the fuck did this vote happen, last I checked I had majority vote.
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When the fuck did this vote happen, last I checked I had majority vote.
Halloween dude! Tonka is the crowned king of booty.

Shut up, the king can hear you.
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That's it, that's the last straw, I QUIT OT.
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That's it, that's the last straw, I QUIT OT.
I'm telling Tonka you're bitching and he'll sit on you, you whiny ass!
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I'm telling Tonka you're bitching and he'll sit on you, you whiny ass!
I don't want his old boney ass anywhere near me!
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I don't want his old boney ass anywhere near me!
Now you're showing the right mix of fear and respect. Good job Billie.
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Now you're showing the right mix of fear and respect. Good job Billie.
R.E.S.P.E.C.T...., find out what it means to me.



No fear, especially not that soft fragile old man.
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I just received a text from Axius.

Apparently a patrol of men in tight pants had picked him up and he is now detained in some weird underground club where Tonka is shaking his assets on his face. He asked for help and that I'd post here he's really sorry, Tonka's ass is really tight and young and delicious.

Just goes to show you all you can't post anonymously. People be aware.
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      12-10-2015, 10:35 AM   #1825
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So that is why he's not responding to my 'articulate and timely' planning PM's...?

Interesting...
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Biorin, hold up, don't post what I know you're gonna post until I get there! I have dollar notes and we could share this arrest event!
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