Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Lups

Biorin, hold up, don't post what I know you're gonna post until I get there! I have dollar notes and we could share this arrest event!

I still have a lot of 1 euro coins... is it rude to throw coins?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I still have a lot of 1 euro coins... is it rude to throw coins?

Yes, you have to hand them over respectfully.

If you put glue to one side of those they stick really well even on an oily skin.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

I just received a text from Axius.

Apparently a patrol of men in tight pants had picked him up and he is now detained in some weird underground club where Tonka is shaking his assets on his face. He asked for help and that I'd post here he's really sorry, Tonka's ass is really tight and young and delicious.

Just goes to show you all you can't post anonymously. People be aware.

This is the straw that broke the camels back. I can not be associated with people who like to spread fiction amongst strangers!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

This is the straw that broke the camels back. I can not be associated with people who like to spread fiction amongst strangers!

It's not fiction, more like a day dream.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

It's not fiction, more like a day dream.

Babe...., that's fiction. Unless your day dreaming about something real, which this is not.





...., what is your mission behind all of this...., WHAT IS YOUR END GOAL HERE.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Babe...., that's fiction. Unless your day dreaming about something real, which this is not.





...., what is your mission behind all of this...., WHAT IS YOUR END GOAL HERE.

What do we want?? BUTT PICTURES!! When do we want them?? NOW!!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Babe...., that's fiction. Unless your day dreaming about something real, which this is not.

...., what is your mission behind all of this...., WHAT IS YOUR END GOAL HERE.

Shhh. You're disturbing me.

Oh, you need to keep your wrist tight while slapping buns playfully Billie.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

What do we want?? BUTT PICTURES!! When do we want them?? NOW!!!!

It has been a while hasn't it. We will see how I feel tonight, maybe if you ladies send some motivation, otherwise, I'm going to just walk around the front yard in my pantaloons and let the neighbors get all the fun.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Shhh. You're disturbing me.

Oh, you need to keep your wrist tight while slapping buns playfully Billie.

Good, now I can start accomplishing my mission.


FAKE FAKE FAKE! TONKAS ASS IS FAKE IMPLANTS!

[UncleWede]

Hey Lups not ALL of us who donated have M cars. SOME of us saved our money to spend on goats. . .

[UncleWede]

So, I was at dinner for my Dad's 76th birthday last night with the family. My mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her goats.

Mom:Oh, I know just the site to get them!

Lups , are you my mom??!!!!!

OK, Axius , ASBSECU E93 , Mr Tonka , Biorin QUITE SENDING MY MOM DICK PICTURES!!!!!!

And MrPrena , my Mom needs to concentrate on her grandson, quite sending her pictures of your kids that she might want to steal and re-distribute the family inheritance my son so richly deserves.

Just QUIT!!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Hey Lups not ALL of us who donated have M cars. SOME of us saved our money to spend on goats. . .

I mentioned this too, she said my 128i was too shitty to take a picture of and would make the BMW community look cheap.


We can take our own pictures together and submit them on our own.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, I was at dinner for my Dad's 76th birthday last night with the family. My mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her goats.

Mom:Oh, I know just the site to get them!

Lups , are you my mom??!!!!!

OK, Axius , ASBSECU E93 , Mr Tonka , Biorin QUITE SENDING MY MOM DICK PICTURES!!!!!!

And MrPrena , my Mom needs to concentrate on her grandson, quite sending her pictures of your kids that she might want to steal and re-distribute the family inheritance my son so richly deserves.

Just QUIT!!!

I'll stop as soon as she stops sexting me!!!!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Halloween dude! Tonka is the crowned king of booty.

Shut up, the king can hear you.

Originally Posted by Biorin

What do we want?? BUTT PICTURES!! When do we want them?? NOW!!!!

I think i'm going to retire while on top, go out like Jim & Barry.

The crown may be up for grabs soon.... lol

[Axius]

I'm going to start sending out pictures of my wenis.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Hey Lups not ALL of us who donated have M cars. SOME of us saved our money to spend on goats. . .

Dude I was just listing people, hell if I care what pics we send them! I would prefer using Alex's car though, it's something you will not see in the roads there.

I was busy fighting about rape stats, so I kinda messed up the translation (and didn't bother to fix it). The organization is trying to coax others to match our campaign, so using the biggest penises would be good for that, and I I truly fucked up by not stating that.

And most of our donations came from no m crew. I'd say your analysis on money spending is both a correct one and shameful for us.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm going to start sending out pictures of my wenis.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude I was just listing people, hell if I care what pics we send them! I would prefer using Alex's car though, it's something you will not see in the roads there.

I was busy fighting about rape stats, so I kinda messed up the translation (and didn't bother to fix it). The organization is trying to coax others to match our campaign, so using the biggest penises would be good for that, and I I truly fucked up by not stating that.

And most of our donations came from no m crew. I'd say your analysis on money spending is both a correct one and shameful for us.

Axius Is that timing or what?!?!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Axius Is that timing or what?!?!

What kind of timing and for whom?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, I was at dinner for my Dad's 76th birthday last night with the family. My mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her goats.

Mom:Oh, I know just the site to get them!

Lups , are you my mom??!!!!!

OK, Axius , ASBSECU E93 , Mr Tonka , Biorin QUITE SENDING MY MOM DICK PICTURES!!!!!!

And MrPrena , my Mom needs to concentrate on her grandson, quite sending her pictures of your kids that she might want to steal and re-distribute the family inheritance my son so richly deserves.

Just QUIT!!!

Haha, you dressed up as your mom on Halloween!!!!

Oh this will give me new material for years to come Wade!

Btw, I checked, the email I sent them didn't even mention M cars. I will translate that to you next (after a bit more statistical analysis which is so fucking hard for me I should pay biorin with dick pics to do this for me).

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

I mentioned this too, she said my 128i was too shitty to take a picture of and would make the BMW community look cheap.


We can take our own pictures together and submit them on our own.

Babe I asked you to send me pics, and you did. I sent them to the ladies at WVF, and they said you can't lie on your hood naked if they use them. Then you went all princess on me and refused to send me shots.

I do apologize and I truly fucked up. I honestly was just listing people with modded cars and shoei got in since Finns love white.

Now that people are up, please do send me the pics at the usual email Hidingbehindanick @hotmail.com. My only excuse for this is the fact that I see you all just as road blocks and not as people with value.

(I was trying to be funny so throw soft stones only)

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Babe I asked you to send me pics, and you did. I sent them to the ladies at WVF, and they said you can't lie on your hood naked if they use them. Then you went all princess on me and refused to send me shots.

I do apologize and I truly fucked up. I honestly was just listing people with modded cars and shoei got in since Finns love white.

Now that people are up, please do send me the pics at the usual email Hidingbehindanick @hotmail.com. My only excuse for this is the fact that I see you all just as road blocks and not as people with value.

(I was trying to be funny so throw soft stones only)

I told you those pictures were for you. Now everyone has seen my penis? Ugh. Here we go.

I guess I just have to send you new ones..., BUT YOU CANT SHARE ANYMORE.


The princess thing was me trying to not be easy with you, but clearly, that is not an easy process.