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05-26-2022, 01:30 PM | #12321 |
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It's true. I've had two try it since my procedure in 2008. One in particular was quite adamant following our entanglement in 2012 and even stated, "I read online that you can still get someone pregnant after a vasectomy."……to which I replied, "Yeah, maybe the first 30 days following the procedure while you may still have some motile sperm in your semen, but not 4 years later Jeni (that was her name). I've been clinically sterile since 2008. Nice try! You might want to hit up the other dude you had sex with because if you are pregnant, it's probably his." She was offended, but later reneged on her allegation after getting her period and speaking to her doctor about what caused the delay. Silliness!
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05-26-2022, 01:50 PM | #12322 |
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Dunno if Id call that an "oops" accusation unless she was lying and saying she was taking birth control.
She was just someone who was too quick to jump there with a missed period, which literally every girl Ive ever dated is familiar with. |
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05-26-2022, 01:52 PM | #12323 | |
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The other way is sleeping with multiple dudes, presumably unprotected, then picking one and trying to snare them when she did get pregnant. Or worse; going and deliberately getting pregnant by some other guy specifically to snare you with - that would be really insane! |
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05-26-2022, 01:54 PM | #12324 |
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05-26-2022, 05:12 PM | #12325 | |
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The look on their faces was priceless when I showed them my documents proving that I was indeed sterile. |
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05-27-2022, 03:02 AM | #12326 |
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FML. What would she expect you to think when the baby arrived and looked nothing like you?
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05-27-2022, 04:49 AM | #12327 | |
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On the downside to impregnate women unintentionally our law says, that the overall bill has to be payed by the doctor - entirely. So you are maybe a father but the costs are not your business.
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05-27-2022, 06:37 AM | #12328 | |
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I finally saw better and kicked the addiction only to run into her like 6 months later VERY preggers. Now I'm pretty sure I always wrapped it up but admittedly was usually drunk/high as shit by the time she'd come over so, you know. First time in my life I felt a knot in my stomach, like for real felt like it was twisted into a knot. But then she is like, "yeah, my boyfriend and I got serious again and then I immediately got pregnant." That sobered me up, no more stupidity, basically manned up from that point forward and never did any stupid shit like that again. Edit: Fucking forum software blowing up my time stamp, supposed to start 52 seconds in. |
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05-31-2022, 02:32 PM | #12330 |
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Yeah I have to agree. I rather enjoy being able to go where I want and do what I want whenever I want without having to worry about kids. To each their own though, some folks feel the whole point to life is to have that family at home, and thats fine, but I feel the point is to get out and live life and explore, so thats what I do.
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06-04-2022, 08:23 AM | #12331 |
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You can't make this stuff up.....
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06-04-2022, 09:18 AM | #12332 |
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From reading their posts, at least a couple of contributors here are at least common law married to themselves.
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01-29-2023, 05:52 PM | #12340 |
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I went on a bumbl date yesterday, the girl told me she gets a minimum of 30 minutes in bed, has gone as long as 7 hours in one session. I told her that’s never happening. Rest of the date went well. Some guys out there are really taleneted. Minimum?!?
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01-29-2023, 07:02 PM | #12342 |
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I mean even 30 minutes (as a minimum), that’s a few standard deviations outside the norm, no? She’s 38, has had more than a few partners so either she’s full of shit or the luckiest girl in the world. Maybe that was her way of shutting down my talk about how I’ll be the best she’s ever had. The NSFW pics keep rolling in, so I assume she’s willing to settle for less than 30😄. Everything is a negotiation these days.
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